That’s a fun description of pansexuality: “The Hammer of Justice is unisex”

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

I definitely want to write some characters that are siblings, a dentist and a prostitute.

fer1972:

Possession: The Unholy Wine Collection by Daniel Brokstad

oh my fucking christ on a pancake

ego-x:

13aden:

toxeh:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

I’m giggling like an idiot help. 

I’m laughing like a total dork right now.

choking on my coffee because SCHMETTERLING hahaha xDD

My favorite is the plane one because “fluegzeug” literally means “fly-thing”. Also “krankenwagen” is literally “sick-car”.

German is freaking great.

obscuruslupa:

manticore-monster:

catbountry:

adriofthedead:

mysticorset:

simonbobx:

1. Put your username in image search.
2. Select “animated” under search tools.
3. Post result.

queenofantiva:

AHahahhahahaha its the truth tho

Hey it’s the gif I made!

HAHAHA GOOD

omfg

First gif that is not actually me:

I think this is a fair representation.

…Yep

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

malformalady:

Porbeagle shark embryo (3 months). The porbeagle is ovoviviparous, retaining the developing young within the brood chamber before giving birth to live young. The developing sharks obtain nutrients by consuming other fertilized eggs in the oviduct (oophagy).

fuckyeahillustrativeart:

by Simon Eckert http://scebiqu.cghub.com/

morbidfashion:

castielofasgard:

Please excuse the interruption of our regularly scheduled posting, but I fucking love this site.